I would like to indulge you in a brief history...You see, in the beginning, 13.7 billion years ago the last I counted, there was nothing....which exploded. Sending crap...uhh...outwards. Some 300,000 years after this explosion, electrons and nuclei combined into atoms (mostly making up hydrogen, bow chica bow wow).
Over time the denser parts of all this crap became...well...denser...forming gas clouds, galaxies, stars and little ol' planet Earth.
On the 7th day I rested.
There were some lizards around for a little bit (never forget), but that was just weird. Some monkeys and some awkward looking birds...
Just fast forward past all that till about 2,000 years ago when Jesus of Nazareth was born. Knowing it costs a crap load to raise a child ($350,000+ in todays dollars), two wise guys brought gold and silver to help out while one jack ass brought frankincense (basically incense). Yup...even back then there were hippies.
For the next 29 years or so Christ, who was a Capricorn, sorta just did his thing. Then he turned 30, water into wine, an average guy to a Messiah (the Hebrew-derived word for Christ). And that's when the real miracle happened...people started writing his blog for him. Lucky bastard.
After that, there were crusades and lots of killing, some pretty cool cowboy & indian stuff, and the death of romance.
Around the year 1980, I was born and as of today, at the age of 25, have started my blog. Although I have no idea who I will have write it for me (hell I had to do the template all by myself), I just couldn't slack for 5 more years, and really... water into wine isn't as much of a party trick as it used to be.
So to all...welcome to my
Oh, and first post!!1! ;)
1. Aug 24th 2006, 1:03PM Gavin
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2. Aug 24th 2006, 1:06PM Alex Rudloff
Sigh... ;)