Posts with tag speeding

Valentine One

After getting two tickets within thirty days it occurred to me that perhaps having a radar detector might not be a bad idea. I have always wanted the Valentine One because I've read it's the best but never got around to it because the thing is pretty ugly.

Yesterday I read an article in Wired about a guy trying to beat the 32 hour and 7 minute coast to coast driving from NY to Cali and got inspired again. Why stop at Cali...I'm going to be the fastest driver to go around the world!!

...wait a minute.

So I have been putting aside 50 bucks a pay check in order to be able to splurge on the V1 and a few weeks ago I broke down and bought it.

Well at least I thought I did.

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Let me see you Toostie Roll

Yesterday I went to AMSCOT for the first time. Their business model is cash advances on checks. Basically they create a mini loan for people who need money right away and don't know much about interest rates (or just have no other option). Like a pawn shop just with different collateral.

I recieved a speeding ticket a few months back and decided to damn the man and fight it. I won but I had to pay court costs and the like. AMSCOT setup a deal with Orange County where you are able to pay any fees at any of their locations (which happen to be in as many places as starbucks all of the sudden).

What stood out to me from the experience was a small customer service thing they do that I had never seen before.

You walk in and there are 15 windows but only 5 employees. They tell you to walk up to one of the open windows even if no one is behind it. You walk up and the person asks why you are there and then slides you a small tootsie roll.

umm...ok.

So he finishes up with another customer and comes back to me and asks for my ticket information. He said to hang on one second and hes going to enter it into the computer. Slides about 3 or 4 tootsie rolls over.

this guy is strange...he just hands out candy randomly?

He came back and it turns out they only take cash. I went to the ATM and came back and got another lady. Walked up she asked what I was there for and passes me a tootsie roll.

At this point I eat it and notice in the trash can next to each window is just full of wrappers. Also everyone else in there is chewing on tootsie rolls.

Anytime there is a delay where they are helping someone else or doing something for you they give you tootsie rolls. By the time you take it, unwrap it and chew it they are typically back. At first it was the strangest thing I have ever seen but sure enough when they were helping other people or working on something I had a task that kept me busy and I didn't even care they were working three windows at one time.

Although I'm sure it doesn't help America's obesity problem it is still a interesting way to handle a waiting customer.


fifty five in a fifty four

Tonight the Orlando Police Department was nice enough to pull me over and give me an award for 62 in a 35.

I know people say it's an honor to be nominated...but I really wanted to win this year! I had a feeling this was my year and you know what? It was!

So many people to thank! First thank you to my cousin Jonathan. Without him I would have never been on that side of town.

Also want to think Disney for their well paved long flat roads. Nicely done.

Uhh...who else...

Oh! Chevrolet for making the z06 super fast. Big ups for that!

To all the people who believed in me! This is for you!

It just goes to show you all the hard work and 93 octane gas was worth it. It really was.

Thank you!

UPDATE (5/28): Just got a 2nd ticket. This time for not using my left blinker when in a left turn only lane. Add another $115 to the bill!

hi mom!